Tom Angleberger

When a Princess learns from her Fairy Godmother that she is in last place in a car race against such fairy tale notables as Humpty Dumpty, the Three Bears, and Rumpelstiltskin, she boldly rebuffs defeat and steps on the gas.

When the richest man in town can't sleep, he hires Johann Gottlieb Goldberg to play him lullabies on the harpsichord. Goldberg's work doesn't quite do the job, and nobody in the town can sleep. But then the composer Johann Sebastian Bach enters the scene with a series of lullabies called the Goldberg Variations, which makes the entire town happy.