The brand new catastrophe: a memoir

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Publisher
Sarabande Books
Publication Date
[2017]
Language
English

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"Winner of the Center for Fiction's Doheny Prize Mike Scalise hits his stride in this page-turner of a memoir featuring a sudden and strange sequence of medical disasters. From its gripping ruptured-brain-tumor emergency room opening, through a series ofmedical procedures and oddball doctors, Scalise creates a sharply observed, uproariously funny, and deeply moving account of acromegaly, the hormone disorder best known for causing gigantism. Scalise weaves in meticulous research, social history, and vignettes about Andre the Giant and a variety of Hollywood acromegalic villains. He creates a narrative that is informative without feeling pedantic, demonstrating how he has marshaled the narrative of his life so that he can control it rather than being controlled by it. Although his medical story is the primary subject, the emotional engine driving the book is that of his relationship with his mother, a longtime sufferer in her own right, with a chronic cardiac condition likely exacerbated by her penchant for chain smoking and late-night white wine binges. Fraught, frustrating, and often very funny, Scalise's mother-often positioned as his competitor for the spotlight or the status of "best sick person"-winds up being the book's unlikely hero. Mike Scalise's work has appeared in Agni, Indiewire, the Paris Review, Wall Street Journal, and other places. He has received fellowships and scholarships from Bread Loaf, Yaddo, the Ucross Foundation, and was the Philip Roth Writer in Residence at Bucknell University. He lives in Brooklyn, New York"--

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9781941411339

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Prologue: A fraction of a fraction of a fraction
The drowning lifeguard
More recent unfinished business
Q&A
The big whatever
In the event of something unholy
A few simple repairs
Box-o'-man
Posse
another one
Bait
What else can she five me but her milk?
Gamma knife
A certain kind of busy
The most literal possible understanding of the world
Game
What okay feels like now
Best man
Wedding
Jewelry
Yacht people
A history in caricature
Perhaps nothing, perhaps everything
Crazy lady
Practice
A universe of no accidents.

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Booklist Review

In 2002, a presumably healthy 24-year-old man went to the emergency room with what he believed was a migraine. Instead, Scalise's headache was a symptom of a bleeding pituitary gland tumor in the brain. He writes about his surgery, recovery, Gamma Knife radiotherapy, injections, doctor's visits, and necessary hormone-replacement medications (Hydrocortisol, Synthroid, desmopressin, AndroGel). After the rupture of his pituitary tumor and operation, he develops hypopituitarism the body's inability to secrete essential hormones a condition he dubs hormonelessness. Prior to the diagnosis and treatment of the tumor, he unknowingly had acromegaly, an endocrine disorder of excess human growth hormone. Lurch of TV's The Addams Family, Jaws in James Bond movies, and wrestler Andre the Giant also had acromegaly. Scalise handles his calamity with a weird sense of humor and often nonchalance. Along the way, he gets married, works a number of different jobs, and has frequent interactions with his eccentric parents. The effect of illness on self-image and its gravitational pull on family, friends, and spouse are touchingly detailed in this upbeat health memoir.--Miksanek, Tony Copyright 2016 Booklist

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Scalise, who has written for the Paris Review and Agni, delivers an offbeat, witty memoir about his life after discovering that he has a brain tumor related to acromegaly, a hormone disorder that causes gigantism. Scalise is unsparing in recounting his reaction to his diagnosis ("You learn at once that you've been placed on a very particular spectrum of ugly") while keeping the reader engaged in a story about catastrophe: "Focus on the oddities and ironies that would seem incredible and ridiculous in any context, not just that of your disaster." In between descriptions of his various hospital visits and operation, he presents how his illness affected his relationships with his "universe of loved ones, friends and acquaintances, all pulled into a troubled orbit around the busted person at its core." The most memorable characters are his girlfriend, who helps him deal with tumor-related testosterone issues, and his mother, who suffers her own chronic cardiac problems. He also looks at acromegaly in a broader social context, such as how it affected a number of Hollywood actors including André the Giant. But the heart of Scalise's sensitive and well-written memoir is his depiction of how he dealt with his illness personally, especially the "complicated role-play" of "becoming infatuated with your own defense mechanisms." (Jan.) © Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.

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Booklist Reviews

In 2002, a presumably healthy 24-year-old man went to the emergency room with what he believed was a migraine. Instead, Scalise's headache was a symptom of a bleeding pituitary gland tumor in the brain. He writes about his surgery, recovery, Gamma Knife radiotherapy, injections, doctor's visits, and necessary hormone-replacement medications (Hydrocortisol, Synthroid, desmopressin, AndroGel). After the rupture of his pituitary tumor and operation, he develops hypopituitarism—the body's inability to secrete essential hormones—a condition he dubs "hormonelessness." Prior to the diagnosis and treatment of the tumor, he unknowingly had acromegaly, an endocrine disorder of excess human growth hormone. Lurch of TV's The Addams Family, Jaws in James Bond movies, and wrestler Andre the Giant also had acromegaly. Scalise handles his calamity with a weird sense of humor and often nonchalance. Along the way, he gets married, works a number of different jobs, and has frequent interactions with his eccentric parents. The effect of illness on self-image and its gravitational pull on family, friends, and spouse are touchingly detailed in this upbeat health memoir. Copyright 2016 Booklist Reviews.

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Publishers Weekly Reviews

Scalise, who has written for the Paris Review and Agni, delivers an offbeat, witty memoir about his life after discovering that he has a brain tumor related to acromegaly, a hormone disorder that causes gigantism. Scalise is unsparing in recounting his reaction to his diagnosis ("You learn at once that you've been placed on a very particular spectrum of ugly") while keeping the reader engaged in a story about catastrophe: "Focus on the oddities and ironies that would seem incredible and ridiculous in any context, not just that of your disaster." In between descriptions of his various hospital visits and operation, he presents how his illness affected his relationships with his "universe of loved ones, friends and acquaintances, all pulled into a troubled orbit around the busted person at its core." The most memorable characters are his girlfriend, who helps him deal with tumor-related testosterone issues, and his mother, who suffers her own chronic cardiac problems. He also looks at acromegaly in a broader social context, such as how it affected a number of Hollywood actors including André the Giant. But the heart of Scalise's sensitive and well-written memoir is his depiction of how he dealt with his illness personally, especially the "complicated role-play" of "becoming infatuated with your own defense mechanisms." (Jan.) Copyright 2016 Publisher Weekly.

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