From the Book - First Gallery Books trade paperback edition.
Introduction: Welcome on inappropriate thoughts on motherhood
I love my children... I love my children: a mother's mantra
I'll take household chores for 800, Alex (a Jeopardy category nobody wins
Family time: we need to enjoy every fucking minute, or else!
Real friends are the best friends: here's why
My husband's love language is sex (and other things I've learned in 17 years of marriage)
Anxiety and motherhood go hand in hand: enjoy!
I don't want to trade in my perky breasts: aging gracefully in a filtered world
You are a motherhood expert: I'm not kidding
Different-needs parenting in 2020
Who knew being a mom was so damn lonely?
It's just a phase... son of a bitch! The whole thing is a series of phases!!!
