Confess: the autobiography

Introduction

I'm suffocating!

Speed, bonnie boat...

Giving your mates a hand

Six barley wines and Mogadon

Joining the Priesthood

Not even a bloody fiver!

Superman in a fur coat

The Shirley Bassey leather years

A whip-round for Marie Osmond

Mine eyes have seen the glory hole

By the time I get to Phoenix...

I love a man in uniform

Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats!

This is the one. This is love!

Inside the court of the King of Philadelphia

The smell of cordite

We should be so lucky! (Lucky, lucky, lucky...)

I- I- I asked her for a peppermint!

Loose lips sink ships

Knocking on Sharon Tate's door

The Queen and I

The April Fool that wasn't

The fire and power of heavy metal

Epilogue

Screaming my tits off forever.