From the Book - First edition.
Trying to be creative works about as well as trying to be charming
Your pointless quest for perfection
Foes : fear of empty space
Bring chaos to your order
Fireworks, Viagra, LSD, champagne, Pringles, and popsicles? Yes, please
The problem with problem solving
Sometimes not trying works better than trying
Mindfulness causes angst, or why P.G. Wodehouse is my therapist
It's a canary because I say so!
Pacifism ... the hard way
Vox populi knows better than you do
That's not the Rashomon I remember
There's a nipple in my room!
