Playing under the piano: from Downton to darkest Peru

Introduction: They're going in a different direction

Beginners please. Hurry up and wait ; Playing under the piano ; Emperor Salazar ; Don Ferolo ; Davy Crockett ; Lean and hungry ; Finding the tribe ; The old man in the blue coat ; Foot in the door

Curtain up. Biting my thumb ; Shane ; Pierre le Pied ; Cinderella ; The Great Gambon ; Biggus Dickus ; A count with an 'o' in it ; Striking matches on the Anaglypta ; The part with the suit ; The piano string ; Don't mention the Scottish play ; Stratford ; Robert De Niro's leg

Roll sound. Big movie, small film ; Running over the bridge ; Do you do sport? ; Not Russ Abbot ; Colin Bond ; The Notting Hill film ; Pussycat pinter ;; Below the title ; Impact ; Head girl ; A Brit in Hollywood ; Diary of a nobody ; Hidden on the hard drive ; Mr President ; Table for Waltz ; Going back for more ; A dog's life ; So that's all good ; There is nothing like a dame ; Tummy ache ; Darkest Peru ; Plan Z to outer space ; Coming in to land.