From the Book - First Scribner trade paperback edition.
1 This is Emo (carnivore interlude) 1 --
2 Billy Sim (reality interlude) 12 --
3 What Happens When People Stop Being Polite (Pat Benatar interlude) 26 --
4 Every Dog Must Have His Every Day, Every Drunk Must Have His Drink (Monkees = Monkees interlude) 42 --
5 Appetite for Replication (an interlude to be named later) 56 --
6 Ten Seconds to Love (metaphorical fruit interlude) 71 --
7 George Will vs. Nick Hornby (Ralph Nader interlude) 86 --
8 33 (Fonzie recalibration interlude) 97 --
9 Porn ("kitty cat as terrorist" interlude) 109 --
10 The Lady or the Tiger (hypothetical interlude) 119 --
11 Being Zack Morris (50-50 interlude) 135 --
12 Sulking with Lisa Loeb on the Ice Planet Hoth (anti-homeless interlude) 149 --
13 The Awe-Inspiring Beauty of Tom Cruise's Shattered, Troll-like Face (punk interlude) 159 --
14 Toby over Moby (Johnny Cash interlude) 174 --
15 This Is Zodiac Speaking (Timothy McVeigh interlude) 187 --
16 All I Know Is What I Read in the Papers (boom!) 203 --
17 I, Rock Chump (waiting to die interlude) 219 --
18 How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found 228.
