Big game: the NFL in dangerous times

Football, in spite of itself

Respite

The Super Bowl without jock straps

The monkey's ass

Nuggets

"Tom Brady here"

"Beware the pissed off pretty boy"

Garish fist ornaments

Ballghazi

Cheater

No one buys tickets to watch a morality play

Dings?

Whuppings

"We pay him damn well to be neutral"

No broke dicks

Roger and me

The big splat

Immortality gets old

"Start blow-drying Teddy Koppel's hair 'cause this one's done"

American carnage

Patriotism

Cheesehead elegy

"We don't want you in Los Angeles"

"I'm drunk, I'm stupid, I'm a Pats fan," the man told police

The TV reporter in the Belichick underwear

Clocks and sitcoms

Turn-ons

This man's liver belongs in Canton

"Faith, family, and football...probably not in that order"

"We need a black Charlton Heston"

Just compartmentalize, baby

The last visit.