Mortuary confidential: undertakers spill the dirt

Introduction / Todd Harra

Part one : First calls and removals. The scream

Lost in translation

Patch out

The fly swatter saga

Business hours

Grandma talk-talk

A case of mistaken identity

Ousting the coroner

Spare donuts

Severe clear

Roadblock

Human wedge

Part two : Where art meets science. The man who cheated death

The unwitting smuggler

Men and makeup

A solution for sagging

The glass eye and other expectations

Tattoo you?

Ever seen a dead man move?

Part three : Family matters. Lesson : never go to bed angry

Buried in the nude

Walk the walk

Death knell of Jefferson and Adams

The killer customer

The comedian

Hearse of a different make

Shot-putted urn

Last wishes

Part four : Wakes, funerals and burials. My bar story

The dove

A hug, a hope

Wake combat

Lucky

Believe in the butterfly

Continuum

The prodigal son

Duel at high noon

Wives and girl friends

The world record holder

Third from right

Part five : In our private lives. Feathers and fridges

Till death

Date destination : "the morgue"

Gobble gobble

The tapestry of life

The gay man in the wine bottle

The first date

Ironic injustice

Windsor or Prince Albert?

Thaleia.