Percy Jackson's Greek gods

The beginning and stuff --

The golden age of cannibalism --

The Olympians bash some heads --

Hestia chooses bachelor number zero --

Demeter turns into Grainzilla --

Persephone marries her stalker --

Hera gets a little cuckoo --

Hades does home improvement --

Poseidon gets salty --

Zeus kills everyone --

Athena adopts a handkerchief --

You gotta love Aphrodite --

Ares, the manly man's manly man --

Hephaestus makes me a golden llama (not really, but he totally should) --

Apollo sings and dances and shoots people --

Artemis unleashes the death pig --

Hermes goes to juvie --

Dionysus conquers the world with a refreshing beverage.