If there weren't any sports
Running: they ran for their lives
Skiing: a way to walk through snow
Gymnastics: fast on their feet
Bowling: from aisle to alley
Soccer: kicking the Dane's head
Lacrosse: the fastest game on two feet
Golf: a queen on the green
Figure skating: Sonja Henie, girl in white
Baseball: a man with a plan
Badminton: the game at badminton
Tennis: that gambling game
Football: a decisive match
Bicycling: no pedals, no medals
Basketball: James Naismith's predicament
Surfing: Duke Kahanamoku's ride
Skateboarding: the fastest water ski on earth
Frisbee: a pie plate in the sky.
