Introduction: The Court of Louis XIV-How To Get Ahead (3:01); Rule 1: Build the World's Biggest Palace (4:27); Rule 2: French Is Best (2:09); Rule 3: Cultivate Your Garden (2:36); Rule 4: Irrigate to Ingratiate (3:15); Rule 5: Find Your Niche (2:41); Rule 6: Penetrate the Inner Sanctum (3:02); Rule 7: Keep Your Hair On (3:42); Rule 8: Dress to Impress (4:57); Rule 9: Hide Your Vulnerabilities (1:57); Rule 10: Groveling Is Good (2:24); Rule 11: Practice the Right Moves (4:01); Rule 12: Let the King Call the Tune (2:01); Rule 13: Titillate the Royal Tastebuds (2:10); Rule 14: Faire L' amour Avec Le Roi (2:59); Rule 15: Seduce by Sorcery (6:41); Rule 16: Probe Gently (3:28); Rule 17: Deify the King (2:00); Rule 18: Don't Stop the Music (1:18); Credits: The Court of Louis XIV-How To Get Ahead (0:35);
