Six impossible things: the mystery of the quantum world

Preface: What's it all about, Alfie? the need for quantum solace

Fit the first: The central mystery

Fit the second: The tangled web

Solace 1: The not so wonderful Copenhagen interpretation

Solace 2: The not so impossible pilot wave interpretation

Solace 3: The excess baggage many worlds interpretation

Solace 4: The incoherent decoherence interpretation

Solace 5: The ensemble non-interpretation

Solace 6: The timeless transactional interpretation

Conclusion: There ain't no sanity clause.