The girl with the lower back tattoo

A note to my readers

An open letter to my vagina

My only one-night stand

I am an introvert

On being new money

An introduction to my stuffed animals

Dad

Excerpt from my journal in 1994 (age thirteen) with footnotes from 2016

Officially a woman

Camp Anchor

How I lost my virginity

Things you don't know about me

Can't knock the hustle

Excerpt from my journal in 1999 (age eighteen) with footnotes from 2016

Faked it 'til I maked it

Excerpt from my journal in 2001 (age twenty) with footnotes from 2016

Beautiful and strong

Excerpt from my journal in 2003 (age twenty-two) with footnotes from 2016

How to become a stand-up comedian

Times it's okay for a man not to make a woman come during sex

The worst night of my life

Things that make me insanely furious

Athletes and musicians

Letter to the editor

Secret bad habits

Mom

NYC apartments

Blackouts and stem cells

An exciting time for women in Hollywood

Mayci and Jillian

Things that make me happy

The sun will come out tomorrow

What I want people to say at my funeral

Rider for the funeral of Amy Schumer

Forgiving my lower back tattoo.