Unmentionable: the Victorian lady's guide to sex, marriage, and manners

Hello, slattern

Getting dressed : how to properly hide your shame

Bowels into buckets : nature is an obscene caller

The treacherous art of bathing

Menstruation : you're doing it wrong

Diet : you're a little bag of pudding

Beauty : scorch, slather, and stuff

Courtship : not-talking your way into his heart

The wedding night, or : A bad bit of bumbo

Birth control and other affronts to God

Being a good wife : how to avoid his eventual resentment for as long as possible

Running a proper household : the gentle art of dictatorship

Public behavior : avoiding scorn, dangers, and museums

It's hysterical : the least funny thing about Victorian life

The secret vice : "Where warts and tiny nipples come from"

Conclusion : I miss pants.