Introduction: You as a human person
Hair : hair today, gone tomorrow
Heels : using your platform for good!
Personal style : who the fuck are you?!
Personal hygiene : whoops, I'm disgusting!
Alochol (Sorry, I've been drinking)
Pills, pipes, and potions : over the rainbow and under the influence
Self-love : auto-erotic appreciation
Yes, I'm perfect : curating your digital facade
Interior design : show me your insides
Food : the food pyramid scheme
Travel : wherever you go, there you are
Decluttering your condo, Marie
Meeting people : charmed, I'm sure
Hookups : how to have sex with strangers
Breakups : it's not me, it's you
Friendships : best friends forever.