We can't all be rattlesnakes
I am a snake.
No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.
One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.
He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called "Breakfast." I didn't lay a coil on it.
Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.
In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.
Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.
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|detailed_location_arlington||Aurora Hills Kids Fiction, Central Kids Fiction|
|display_description||When Crusher the snake is captured, her only thought is to escape but as time goes by and she befriends the other inmates of the "zoo," she realizes that freedom also means leaving companions behind.|
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|record_details||ils:.b13032124|Book|Books||English|HarperCollins Children's Books,|2009.|121 p. ; 22 cm.|
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|subject_facet||Captive amphibians -- Juvenile fiction, Captive wild animals -- Fiction, Human-animal relationships -- Fiction, Human-animal relationships -- Juvenile fiction, Humorous stories, Pets -- Fiction, Pets -- Juvenile fiction, Snakes -- Fiction, Snakes -- Juvenile fiction|
|title_display||We can't all be rattlesnakes|
|title_full||We can't all be rattlesnakes / Patrick Jennings|
|title_short||We can't all be rattlesnakes|