Off with my head: the definitive basic b*tch handbook to surviving rock bottom

Introduction: Welcome to the guillotine

The canceling

Sober AF

Water works - End of an era: au revoir, Vanderpump

How to marry your fuckboy

Not-so-social media

We (almost) bought a murder house

From bridezilla to (covid) bridechilla

(Don't) always buy the shoes

Self-care Sundays (and Mondays, Tuesday, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, and freaking Saturdays)

Basic baby

A basic bitch is born

Mom genes

Having it all

Lessons for my daughter.