From the Book - First Gallery Books hardcover edition.
Introduction: The story of me, myself, and I
Dating. Things I wish someone told me about dating
2005 was a great year for dating
My date with a GDI: the worst date ever
I think I'm allergic to you
100 things that are worse than a broken heart
Friends and frenemies. Toxic friendships
Bullies should dress like Cruella de Vil...or Mufasa
"You can't sit with us" is no longer a funny graphic T-shirt
Growing up(ward). The first time I got drunk
10 ways to trick people into thinking you have your shit together
Confidence and insecurities
And you thought trolls lived under bridges
A comprehensive step-by-step program on how to give zero fucks
Finding love and being happy. Obligatory chapter about finding love and being happy.