Death in the rumble seat / Wolcott Gibbs --
Dusk in fierce pajamas / E.B. White --
Across the street and into the grill / E.B. White --
On the sidewalk / John Updike --
Save my seat / Mike Nichols --
Hassidic tales, with a guide to their interpretation by the noted scholar / Woody Allen --
The ultimate diary / Howard Moss --
The analytic napkin / Marshall Brickman --
Who's who in the cast / Marshall Brickman --
Health department lists restaurant violations / Daniel Menaker --
The delts of Venus / Charles McGrath --
Notes from the edge conference / Roy Blount, Jr. --
Love trouble is my business / Veronica Geng --
In the new Canada, living is a way of life / Bruce McCall --
Corrections / Calvin Trillin --
Stardate 12:00 12:00 12:00 / Christopher Buckley --
Glengarry glen plaid / Frank Cammuso and Hart Seely --
What we talk about when we talk about doughnuts / Michael Gerber and Jonathan Schwarz --
Teen times / Paul Rudnik --
Press agents I have known / Groucho Marx --
The greatest man in the world / James Thurber --
The interview / James Thurber --
Let's hear it for a beautiful guy / Bruce Jay Friedman --
The king of jazz / Donald Barthelme --
My Mao ; Our side of the story / Veronica Geng --
Do you know me? / George W.S. Trow --
Gandhi at the bat / Chet Williamson --
Igor Stravinsky: the selected phone calls / Ian Frazier --
We are still married ; Meeting famous people / Garrison Keillor --
Yo, Poe / Frank Gannon --
My life: a series of privately funded performance-art pieces / Susan Orlean --
The A-list E-list / David Brooks --
Mr. Preble gets rid of his wife ; A couple of hamburgers / James Thurber --
Forever panting / Peter De Vries --
The Kugelmass episode / Woody Allen --
Partners / Veronica Geng --
My married life: the whole truth thus far / Mark Singer --
Life without Leann / Larry Doyle --
Zeus the Lutheran / Garrison Keillor --
The very comical lament of Pyramus and Thisbe / Susan Sontag --
Off-ramp / Polly Frost --
Blown away / Lisa Walker --
Here's a really great idea / David Owen --
A short autobiography / F. Scott Fitzgerald --
The cliche expert takes the stand ; The cliche expert tells all / Frank Sullivan --
How to achieve success as a writer / Ruth Suckow --
The rather difficult case of Mr. K*A*P*L*A*N / Leonard Q. Ross --
The notebooks of James Thurber / James Thurber --
Are we losing the novel race? / Michael J. Arlen --
Roland Magruder, freelance writer / Calvin Trillin --
Contemporary writers VI: and interview with Grip Sands / Philip Hamburger --
In the dough / Roger Angell --
Selections from the Allen notebooks / Woody Allen --
I cover Carter / George W.S. Trow --
Notes on my conversations / Polly Frost --
Writing is easy! ; Drivel / Steve Martin --
Emily Dickinson, jerk of Amherst / Andy Borowitz --
The people who had the house before / Robert Benchley --
The catastrophe / William Shawn --
The secret life of Walter Mitty / James Thurber --
I am not now, nor have I ever been, a matrix of lean meat ; Eine Kleine Mothmusik ; Monomania, you and me is quits / S.J. Perelman --
Pnin / Vladimir Nabokov --
Annoy Kaufman, Inc. / George S. Kaufman --
The last repository / H.F. Ellis --
Yma dream / Thomas Meehan --
Ainmosni / Roger Angell --
The high ground, or look, Ma, I'm explicating / Peter De Vries --
Apartment 6-A: after the fall / Ian Frazier --
Spill / George W.S. Trow --
Hearing from Wayne / Bill Franzen --
He didn't go to Canada / Garrison Keillor --
Post-euphoria / Veronica Geng --
Keith Richards' desert-island disks / Noah Baumbach --
How to become obscene / Upton Sinclair --
Filling that hiatus ; It's fun to be fooled ... it's more fun to know ; Why we laugh
Insert flap "A" and throw away / S.J. Perelman --
How to eat an ice- cream cone / L. Rust Hills --
Teaching poetry writing to singles / Veronica Geng --
Dating your mom ; A reading list for young writers / Ian Frazier --
How I write my songs / Donald Barthelme --
Save our bus herds! / Cathleen Schine --
Three great meals / William White --
Read this first / Bruce McCall --
Take it from me / Nancy Franklin --
Changes in the memory after fifty ; The hundred greatest books that I've read / Steve Martin --
Reintroducing me to my habitat ; Thank you for stopping / Jack Handey --
Homework: a parent's guide / Christopher Buckley --
What happened to my money? / David Owen --
On taxi drivers / Alexander Woollcott --
Father isn't much help / Clarence Day --
The night the ghost got in / James Thurber --
Ring out, wild bells / Wolcott Gibbs --
The ballet visits the splendide's magician / Ludwig Bemelmans --
Cloudland revisited: why, doctor, what big green eyes you have! / S.J. Perelman --
Thoughts on radio-televese / John Lardner --
The musical husbands / Adam Gopnik --
Listening to Bourbon / Louis Menand --
Look back in hunger / Anthony Lane --
Tennis personalities / Martin Amis --
Car talk / John Updike --
Song to be disregarded ; To a perfumed lady at the concert ; Song of the queen bee / E.B. White --
Rhyme of an involuntary violet ; Fulfilment ; Bohemia / Dorothy Parker --
Mother's home again! / Don Marquis --
Melancholy reflections after a lost argument ; The seven ages of a newspaper subscriber ; Incident in the afternoon / Phyllis McGinley --
Procrastination is all of the time ; To my valentine ; So that's who I remind me of ; Compliments of a friend ; The invitation says from five to seven / Ogden Nash --
Theme and variation / Peter De Vries --
Six poets in search of a lawyer / Donald Hall --
The naked and the nude / Robert Graves --
12 o'clock news / Elizabeth Bishop --
Christmas in Qatar / Calvin Trillin --
Duet, with muffled brake drums ; Ocular hypertension / John Updike.