"Phil Wang was born in Stoke-on-Trent, raised in Malaysia, and then came of age in Bath - 'a spa town for people who find Cheltenham too ethnic'. In this brilliantly funny and incisive comic memoir he looks at what it means to be torn between two continents, bringing his trademark cynicism and wit to topics ranging from family, food and comedy to race, empire and colonialism."--Provided by publisher

In 1871, five young girls raised in traditional samurai homes during the turmoil of civil war were sent by the Japanese government to the United States. Their mission: learn Western ways and return to help nurture a new generation of enlightened men to lead Japan. Three of these unusual ambassadors grew up as typical American schoolgirls who quickly became very popular. They developed passionale relationship with each having cross-cultural fascination...