Provides new, food-themed lyrics to the classic Christmas song as a family gathers for a meal that involves building a snowman from tomatoes, playing olive hockey, and being bored by aunts and uncles.

At the backwards birthday party, a donkey pins the tail on the guests, the ice cream is hot, and the candles are not.

Well-known songs, including "Itsy Bitsy Spider" and "Farmer in the Dell," are presented with new words and titles but no music.